Writer's Block: AKA

[osodecanela]

[Error: unknown template qotd] A previous paramore in my life prevailed upon me years ago to get onto one of the Instant Messenger services on the net. As we lived in two different cities he wanted the ability to be able to instant message me when we were both signed on to the computer. He asked, "what handle will you use?".
"Some variation of cinnamonbear I suppose," I replied.
"Oh, I got to be able to get that," he said. "I suspect all the variations will have been taken."
Never challenged me like that. "Just watch me," was all I had to say.

Thus was born, "Osodecanela"; Spanish for 'bear of cinnamon'. (I mean, for crying out loud, what else would you call a man my size and of my coloring?

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[bearquest.livejournal.com]

I'd call him gorgeous! Muy guapo. Bien parecido. Amable. etc. etc.

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

I was red to start with. Now I'm even redder with both cheeks on fire.

[bearquest.livejournal.com]

Now that's something I can honestly say never happens to me! LOL.

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

The last serious involvement I had with someone of the opposite sex, was with a woman who was (and I suspect still is) black. My incurred last serious sunburn trying to please her. She was so hot to go to the nude beach at Riis Park, I thought I'd try to gradually get enough sun over time, so I might be able to spend a few hours in the sun with her. In just 30 minutes my first day out, I burnt to the peeling stage from my neck to my heels (thank God I was lying face down).

In the aftermath, as she applied aloe vera to my back she said, "I don't get why they call me a person of color."
"Huh? Excuse me? Umm, Sweetheart, the last time I looked, you were black."
"My point, exactly."
"You've lost me."
"I'm always black. Until the day before yesterday, you were white. Well, sort of pink, actually. Now, you're bright red. In the winter, when it's really cold, sometime you look almost blue. I'm always the same color; you're usually changing."

I groaned. Then, I snickered. Then I groaned again. My laughter was enough to make my skin throb.
"What?"
"Hon, please don't try to make me laugh; this hurts too much. I don't do that to you after you've had your hair braided. Besides, you swore you'd hurt me if I did."

Then I snickered again.
"What?!"
"I don't think you're family will buy it, if you try to tell them I'm a person of colors!"

[bearquest.livejournal.com]

OMG that's hilarious. Your life story, your adventures, your thoughts will make a GREAT non-fiction book someday.

I guess I'm a bit of a racist. Or maybe quite a bit, as I am only attracted to white, somewhat heavyset, hirsute men, like yourself (grrr). Sort of the obverse of that group of white men who are exclusively attracted to men of (another) color. What can I do? I cannot fake being attracted to a man of color any more than I can fake being attracted to a woman of ANY color. Does that make me a misogynist? LOL.

I need to work out these and many more issues with my GAYnecologist, STAT. LOL.

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

does that make me a misogynist? No my friend, it makes you gay!

And it makes me happy you're playing for our team!!

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

"what else would you call a man my size and of my coloring?"

"Hey sexy..."

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

*blush!*

Such talk! It'll go right to my head. I'll let you figure out which.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

"I mean, for crying out loud, what else would you call a man my size and of my coloring?"

HEAVEN!

*wink*

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

*blush*

You flatter me sir!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Flattery is false!

I compliment you, Doctor!

*grin*

BE TOLD!

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Complement graciously accepted. As are all the fantasies attached you've inspired.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Now it's my turn to blush!

*blush*

"Sank you, Doktor!"

[labeartorycub.livejournal.com]

what else would you call a man my size and of my coloring?

Hey handsome redheaded bear... I heard you're a doctor, and I need an appointment. :)