Morpheus, why doust thou evade me?

[osodecanela]

Lyric from Matchbox 20 reverberates. "it's 3 am I should be lonely..."

Why the hell can I not be like most other men? I just made love with my husband, reached orgasm and now he's unconscious, while I'm wide awake. I had so little sleep last night, I should be out cold.

Which I'm not.

Not even remotely.

I wonder what's on food network. Just what I need. Food porn.

Comments

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

Why the hell can I not be like most other men?

Jews aren't supposed to be "like most other men" unless it's "like most other Jewish men".

Or something like that.

{{hug}}

Food porn

[bob-garwood.livejournal.com]

I understand what you're saying about watching the food network.

Sometimes I think I gain weight after watching Barefoot Contessa.

Re: Food porn

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Oh, she's good.

Nigella Lawson's sophistication, with Paula Dean's love of butterfat.