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For those of you who don't know, I live outside of a small town in northern California. (population 4,534 in the last census)

As I passed through town on my way to work in Santa Rosa, I stopped at the local organic grocery to pick up a tea strainer. The place is small and rarely are there more than 1/2 a dozen people in it at any time.

When I came to the register, the dark haired woman behind the counter looked up, spotting not only me, but the man a couple of feet behind me, another ginger, bearded bear. She furrowed her brow, then turned to look behind her, to glance at the other two people in the store, who stood chatting between her and the produce case, only to see a third bearded ginger bear with his friend, a fourth bearded ginger.

We were the only people in the store.

She rotated her head to scan us all a second and then a third time, and then finally asked, "Do you all have a secret handshake or something?"

Date: 2013-09-25 01:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2013-09-25 02:02 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but that seems like the lead-up to a ginger 4-way scene in a porn film.

Date: 2013-09-25 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com
You know Furr, I like the way your mind works, but I've never seen anything that would fit that description.

Date: 2013-09-25 09:56 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Well, there's lots of stuff I'd like to see in a porn film that to my knowledge has never been done - though some amateur stuff has come close on some points.

But just because no one else has done it doesn't mean I can't have the idea...!

Date: 2013-09-25 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
Why does this never happen to me?

Oh wait, that's not true.

Date: 2013-09-25 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com
Had you been there Bill, I'm sure it would've had the potential to turn into a photo shoot.

Date: 2013-09-25 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com
You couldn't maybe have gotten me their contact info?

Date: 2013-09-25 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com
Well, you have mine at least.

Date: 2013-09-25 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

And maybe I'd like a matched set; one for each end...

Date: 2013-09-25 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blktalon.livejournal.com
laughs, I'd call it ginger gravitational attraction effect

Date: 2013-09-25 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com
I see! It's something about celestial bodies orbiting about each other?

BTW, I'd never seen two of the others before, but the third is actually someone I've met here in town. He's quite attractive.

And sadly for our team, quite straight.
Edited Date: 2013-09-25 05:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2013-09-25 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danthered.livejournal.com
ShhHHHHH!!!! We do not discuss it with outsiders…remember?

Date: 2013-09-25 10:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-10-01 07:31 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] quietpathos
Gingers are the orchids of the human race. I have never met a ginger, bear, otter or otherwise, that was not arresting in his beauty. Dark red fur contains mysterious aphrodisiac qualities. I don't think I've ever seen a nekkid ginger bear, un ours rouge sans vêtements, but I am certain were I to a powerful amalgamation of emotions that would inspire instant arousal, confusing wonder, and shock. This heart's concoction would surely cause me to faint.

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