osodecanela | "XXX, non-gender specific..."

When I walked into the house the beginning of the week, my husband looked up and said, "Jan called. She said to remind you - XXX, non-gender specific."

I looked at him over my glasses, my "what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about" look rather apparent.

He repeated, "XXX, non-gender specific."
"What kind of porn is non-gender specific?"
"Clothes! She wants clothes you need to get rid of!"

Jeez! I then remembered she'd said something to me a month or so ago about a rather heavy woman she knows who's in need of clothing. Jan had figured my second hand cast offs would likely fit her.

"Hon," I stammered, "there's a huge difference between XXX and a 3X."