Insomnia sucks......

[osodecanela]

I'm tired, but wide awake.

I tried sex. Now my husband is peacefully out cold.
I tried a dull book. Now I'm wide awake and bored to boot.
I tried a cup of decaf tea (winter white Earl grey) with a dollop of warm milk. I'm pleasantly sated, but no closer to the arms of Morpheus than I was after screwing my husband. And I had to brush my teeth again which is counterproductive when I'm trying to get to sleep.

Oh great. Here's the cat, in major "pet me mode".

I'm doomed.

Comments

moi ici

[madknits.livejournal.com]

I'm tired, but wide awake.

I tried sex. Now my right hand is tired.
I tried a dull book. Now I'm wide awake and bored to boot.
I tried a few spoons of peanut butter. I'm pleasantly sated, but no closer to the arms of Morpheus than I was after having a wank. And I had to brush my teeth again which is counterproductive when I'm trying to get to sleep.

Oh great. Here's the cat, in major "feed me mode".

I'm doomed.

Re: moi ici

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should be spending our night together. We might not get much sleep, but then how is that different from our reality of the last evening.

Perhaps we could find another way to keep ourselves amused. After all, there is always Pinocle!

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

I know our doc does not need education on drugs, but there's Melotonin, Phenergan, and my fave from the ER: Ambien.

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

Well, at least your husband benefited from it. ;)

(and the cat too)

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Indeed Dari, they did.

(Pet me.)
(Pet me now.)
(Pet me.)
(Pet me, dammit!)

And then, there's the cat.

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

LOL

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

Are your teeth longer and sharper? Do you shun the sun? Have you been leaving the garlic out of favored recipes?

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I am pale, but not that pale. Yes, I avoid the sun. (What redhead doesn't?) No, love garlic. There is no such thing as too much garlic.

And yes, I will bite. (but only on request.) (Are you requesting?)