Insomnia sucks......

[osodecanela]

I'm tired, but wide awake.

I tried sex. Now my husband is peacefully out cold.
I tried a dull book. Now I'm wide awake and bored to boot.
I tried a cup of decaf tea (winter white Earl grey) with a dollop of warm milk. I'm pleasantly sated, but no closer to the arms of Morpheus than I was after screwing my husband. And I had to brush my teeth again which is counterproductive when I'm trying to get to sleep.

Oh great. Here's the cat, in major "pet me mode".

I'm doomed.

Comments

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

Are your teeth longer and sharper? Do you shun the sun? Have you been leaving the garlic out of favored recipes?

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I am pale, but not that pale. Yes, I avoid the sun. (What redhead doesn't?) No, love garlic. There is no such thing as too much garlic.

And yes, I will bite. (but only on request.) (Are you requesting?)